If Thanksgiving is about one thing , it ’s not turkey , family or even giving thanks . It ’s about look on the Macy ’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and plain about the floats , balloons and particular guests . Here ’s what we ’d rather see rather .
Do n’t get me wrong , we ’re almost as happy as the next man thatSpider - Man is get his foresightful overdue sidereal day in the sunthis year , but it ’s not enough . The Thanksgiving Day parade we ’d want to be take in would have to include some of the pursual :
A Yoda Balloon
To be honest , we have no idea how this has n’t happened already . If ever there was a fictional character more suitable for translating into giant inflatable form that is n’t bring up Pikachu or Snoopy , we ’d like to meet them . It ’s not like Star Wars is n’t popular enough , or that George Lucas does n’t have the Clone Wars TV show to promote . Why has n’t this happened yet ?
A part - deflate Superman BalloonBecause who does n’t require to see more of this ?
A Brock Samson Balloon
Yeah , you heard us . And he can be pulled by lots of citizenry dressed as the Monarch ’s henchman . true , this may just be part of our Venture Bros - fill dream lives that would also include a Venture musical , complete with singing Hank and Dean and Nathan Lane as Phantom Limb . But until then , we can console ourselves with the dreaming of a giant , mulleted balloon of black deoxythymidine monophosphate - shirt - wearing botheration smoke and blow throughout the street of a dusty New York November morning , terrific evildoers and NBC announcers alike .
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Just as every year ’s parade features special guest from the latest Broadway run into miming a Sung dynasty from their show while jumping about trying to urgently keep warm , why not give everyone a chance to see what U2 and Julie Taymor have cooked up for the perpetually - troubled Spider - Man melodic Turn Off The Dark , thereby convincing everyone once and for all that Arena Rock and outsider superheroes really is n’t a good fit after all . After all , give all the trouble the yield has go bad through already , this kind of execution may be the only sentence anyone will see anything from the show .
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This is another no - brainer . What upright room for the new Stargate to win over Modern audience than with a float filled with cast of characters members to sum up what the series is all about ? This is what I see : The swim bladder itself attend like a scale edition of the Destiny , with Scott and Chloe having sex on one side , Rush and Eli looking at computer screens and frowning , before Young walks up and shouts at them , leaving TJ to one side , looking on relate . At the back of the float , Greer can look crazy and shoot his gunslinger in the air , and somewhere , Camille can have multiple showers because that ’s what she seems to do if last Friday ’s two shower picture are anything to go by . How could that not make everyone require to tune in on a even base ?
Make those changes , and all it ’d take would be the addition of Edward James Olmos and Mary McDonnell as replacement Matt Lauer and Meredith Vieiras ( with Mark Sheppard take the Al Roker roam newsperson role , of class ; he has to be in everything , after all ) , and the show would be consummate . Well , for us , anyway . What change would you need to make you have to tune in ?
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