undecomposed news : unlike the first movie , Marvel and Hasbro are not miss on bear a dancing child Groot toy out and on shelf to coincide with the launch of the next Guardians of the Galaxy . Bad word : read miniature looks like it literally just caught up with all current events news program from , say , the past three months .
Entertainment Weeklyhas revealed the first terpsichore baby Groot toy for the sequel , from Hasbro , which will be on video display after this month at the New York Toy Fair . The figure , clocking in at 11.5″ inch tall , lights up and dances along while blasting out Jay andThe Americans ’ “ Come a minuscule Bit Closer , ” but will also bash along to any music of your choice , if you play it near enough to him .
All of this is very delightful — or it should be , but it ’s becoming very apparent that the large - eyed face of the fresh baby Groot ( toddler Groot ? ) that ’s been making us feel all bathetic on the insidein the trailersis incredibly unmanageable to capture in plaything form . One wrong step , and like this terpsichore Groot , you get something that looks a little more like he ’s slowly dying on the interior , no matter how much music you play in his world-wide management .
Does that calculate like the fact of a sentient plant somebody who ’s glad to be dancing at your every notion ? God no . That baby Groot has seen some shite .
Existential Crisis Dancing Groot will be usable from Spring , and will be you $ 35 if you need one .
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