Government shutdown ongoing coverage: Day 9 (updating…)

We ’re now go in the ninth day of the government shutdown . America continues to be carry hostage by radical neanderthal Congressional asshats , who refuse to back down until their ridiculous demand are met . Here ’s a review of where we ’re at now :

Day 9

Republicans are still crab about entitlements … And Fox News continues its massive trolling hunting expedition by interviewing this crazy teamster ma’am who believes Obama is Osama bin Laden .

http://gawker.com/where-are-we-with-the-government-shutdown-the-state-of-1443083675

This Congressman calling his colleagues less pop than dog tail is a goddamn American submarine sandwich … and America ’s atomic regulators are about to be lay off .

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http://gawker.com/hero-congressman-informs-colleagues-theyre-less-popula-1443054245

Day 8

Despite the Shutdown , the political science managed to purchase a mechanically skillful bull , because why not … and meanwhile a massive Salmonella irruption is making everyone give away themselves .

http://gawker.com/a-week-into-the-shutdown-government-buys-47-174-mecha-1442755598

A wild trucker say he and his crazy trucker friends were gon na ride into Congress and nab everyone … and Jon Stewart reminded us that the “ party of personal responsibility ai n’t takin none . ”

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http://gawker.com/trucker-threatening-to-arrest-lawmakers-now-says-it-was-1442751916

Day 7

In some convinced Shutdown news federal employees were offer costless vibrator … and in gross news the FDA is n’t inspecting your solid food .

https://jezebel.com/federal-employees-get-free-vibrators-during-government-1441818182

Day 6

Radical Republicans are still throw poop at the federal authorities … and TSA Agents claim the Shutdown take into account this 9 - year old to vanish to Vegas without a ticket .

http://gawker.com/day-6-shutdown-drags-on-as-country-feelsthe-effect-of-1441731876

Day 5

http://gawker.com/government-shutdown-day-5-no-end-in-sight-1441492600

Here are 11 technical school and scientific discipline program killed by the shutdown , which is also crap all over our animal friends .

https://gizmodo.com/11-tech-and-science-programs-being-killed-by-the-govern-1441333719

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Day 4

The National Weather Service has chimed in with this secret gull message for Congress … and in happier news program , Stephen Colbert married a dyad whose nuptials was ruined by the shutdown .

http://gawker.com/national-weather-service-office-has-a-secret-message-fo-1441365000

Even though the prison sentry go observe Dzhokhar Tsarnaev are still unpaidthis GOP Rep defend go along her salary … and more stunned people pronounce unintelligent things on telly .

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