Here ’s a selection of spooky - ook furniture you may buy if you ’re open a frequent fairground attraction*/Madame of the world ’s least aphrodisiacal themed brothel*/looking to scare seven shades of diddley out of your kids*/on the shortlist to decorate Marilyn Manson ’s new crib*/a very pitiful and lonely case-by-case * . Anyway , it ’s expensive , it ’s bad taste ( that bloody -baby - birthplace combo must really tie the room together * * ) and it ’s almost Halloween , so bask the drift below .
Delete where applicable .
- This is Giz ’s put-on of the calendar month .

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