Fidelity , bravery , integrity . This is the catchword of the FBI , and this is the motto of the men and women who ca n’t bar using their authorities - issued phones to send their coworkers pestiferous dick pics . And while it ’s in all probability never a skillful idea to sext your coworkers , when you work for what is essentially a group of extremely trained , professional stalkers , you ’d guess one would seek to practise a fiddling restraint or , at the very least , apply a phone that is n’t possess by Big Brother .
fortuitously for all of us at home , CNN make do to get a copyof an internal disciplinary report that cites an absurd turn of display case of FBI employees sending coworkers unsolicited money shot — except in the suit of the BlackBerry , which was only used to send titillating textbook . Because blackberry bush are for professionals .
From 2010 - 2012 , 1,045 violation were reported in all , of which an undetermined amount were of a sexytime nature . The United States President of the FBI Agents Association did , however , ensure to note that “ the proportion of disciplinary issues among FBI agentive role are among the lowest in the Union government and private sphere . ” And with such rampant wrongful conduct , it ’s only a thing of meter before the next facet of government finds their dirty deeds expose . My fingers are crossed for “ Bader GinsburgGone Wild . ”
[ CNNviaThe Atlantic Wire ]
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