Everything you need to know about spotting (and not frakking) a Cylon

life sentence in the Colonial Space Fleet is toughened . supply are low , child - trafficking is rearing , and the Cylons bent on destroying all of humanity are somehow able-bodied to mask themselves as human . They could be anybody ! Thus , the Caprica Colonial Fleet Training Series is proud to offer up the above PSA to help you , the regular human onboard the Galactica and other such ships , discover if you might be speak , working , or even frakking with a Cylon . One more tip if you need it : arrange your iPod to dally “ All Along the Watchtower ” in a deserted corner of the ship . Anyone who approaches the iPod is probably a Cylon , and should be immediately thrown out an airlock .

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