As if my iPhone did n’t have enough of my DNA in the flesh of grease fingerprints , stagnant peel cells , and other treasured bodily fluids , now I can add some more of it in wallpaper form .
Gallic DNA laboratory Helys can do it for you . It works like this : make up $ 147 and they will transmit you a desoxyribonucleic acid sampling outfit . Send them back your DNA , choose a preferred tonic range , and they will make your genetic print into pixel form . Two week later , you will receive a 320 x 480 pixel icon in your e-mail .
Of naturally , what Helys is not telling you is that this is all part of a secret programme by the French government to have a disc of all our DNA . And with it , they will create a mutant tall mallow that will kill everyone in the satellite who is not French or drinks Vichy water . I admonish you . Do n’t come back afterwards skreak about it when your arteries explode because of the grampus mutant cheese . [ HelysviaCNET ]
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