Jack Dorsey is sitting , diagram , thinking about how much he hat his enemy Mark Zuckerberg for reasons ill-defined to the populace but apparently very clear and ever - present in Jack Dorsey ’s mind . Mark Zuckerberg was doing other stuff today , mayhap work , probably thinking about bigger - pic villainous outline like world mastery , but all of his plan are now call off because Jack Dorsey has unfollowed him on Twitter .
Mark Zuckerberg may not be constantly refreshing the social medium accounts of his aspiring nemesis , unlike Jack Dorsey , but this news may jog his computer memory that he even has a Twitter account . He ’s tweet a grand total of twelve time since he set up an account in 2009 . He does not trace Jack .
It ’s possible that this is an ideological program line aimed at Facebook’spolitical ad policyreflected innumerous prior statements , let in call Zuckerberginauthentic . ( Jack rendering : Mark is a poser . )
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A more exciting and plausible theory is that eleven months afterwards , Jack is still think aboutthe goat — the goat that Mark Zuckerberg allegedly murdered with optical maser shaft and served cold to the Twitter CEO for dinner . Big Tech Alert , an bill which pinch the Twitter activities of technical school CEOs , pick up the news yesterday ; the Twitter Comms account countered today with a cryptic goat emoji :
https://twitter.com/embed/status/1207018771853934592
Was it the goat ? Was Jack just thinking about that goat and mashed that unfollow clitoris ? Is it all just an elaborate substance to Zuck that could ’ve been more easily handled with a texted pic of a pig withpoop on its balls ? Was Jack just clean up his follows and noticed that Zuck follow the golden principle to never tweet ? It was in all probability one of those thing ! ! !
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